"Hi, I'm a Mac. I am way cool."

The hip fellow in the trendy outfit appears on the television screen. "Hi, I'm a Mac. I am way cool."

A chunky, awkward guy in an ill-fitting suit comes in. "You're also arrogant, pretentious and condescending. I'm a PC. I do the work of the world."

Mac ponders for a moment, then asks, "Want to see the neat home movie I made?"

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